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March 2009 
More combining (inspired by ~KES)
Posted on Jan 14th, 2009
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While viewing Kathy's profile, I was shaken up by some missing commas in her list of favorite movies...but I LIKED it! So here they are...
Just imagine:
The Spotless Mind Akira Kurosawa's Dreams - Not ALL of the 101 Dalmatians were the same. In this epic, the seven who were born spotless, watch “Being John Malkovich” and “Yojimbo” the same night and are inspired to enter Kurosawa's mind during his dreams. Of course, it's a comedy. Especially the climactic fight between Toshiro Mifune and John Belushi.
Stand By Me Dogma - The sequel to the above movie. The Seven Dalmatians stand trial for invading Kurosawa's privacy and criminal tresspass to his dreams. They doggedly insist that they were RIGHT to do so. It looks bad for them until defense attorney Amma, the hugging saint (played by Dr. Phil) asks them if they miss their mom, then brings her into the courtroom. There is silence in the court as the dog ma enters looking tired from all the birthing. Tears flow. Tails wag. This one has a happy ending!
Desperately Seeking Susan And Thousands More - David Duchovny stars as a sex addicted alien in this remake of “Mars Needs Women”.
Hope you'll enjoy them.
Thanks, Kathy!
Just imagine:
The Spotless Mind Akira Kurosawa's Dreams - Not ALL of the 101 Dalmatians were the same. In this epic, the seven who were born spotless, watch “Being John Malkovich” and “Yojimbo” the same night and are inspired to enter Kurosawa's mind during his dreams. Of course, it's a comedy. Especially the climactic fight between Toshiro Mifune and John Belushi.
Stand By Me Dogma - The sequel to the above movie. The Seven Dalmatians stand trial for invading Kurosawa's privacy and criminal tresspass to his dreams. They doggedly insist that they were RIGHT to do so. It looks bad for them until defense attorney Amma, the hugging saint (played by Dr. Phil) asks them if they miss their mom, then brings her into the courtroom. There is silence in the court as the dog ma enters looking tired from all the birthing. Tears flow. Tails wag. This one has a happy ending!
Desperately Seeking Susan And Thousands More - David Duchovny stars as a sex addicted alien in this remake of “Mars Needs Women”.
Hope you'll enjoy them.
Thanks, Kathy!
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You are the King of Kombining!
How can you be so naturally hilarious?
What do you do for a day job? Are you funny in the workplace?
You are one special guy. WhoooooooooHooooooooo!
Maybe you should work for the Daily Show or Colbert Report…..
You are the new Woody Allen….(only better)
PLEASE COPYRIGHT THESE PIECES IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!
mimi, this stuff just comes. I have a logical astrological “reason”, but who cares?! And, just as it flows in, it flows out like a sand mandala, and that includes that little copyright symbol…and the Kosher Pareve symbol…after all, it’s just me channeling Shecky the Shaman.
I’m a bodyworker. It’s VERY serious stuff…REALLY! Gotta be a goof sometime…
Indeed, punctuation is everything.
LOL
:)
Thanks for the laugh!